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@莫德里奇世界波破门
[–]【Chicago Fire】bears2267 6324 points 4 hours ago
When Argentina goes out before England
阿根廷竟然比英格兰还早出局
[–]【Bolton Wanderers】tonyharrison84 2933 points 4 hours ago
The Falklands send their regards.
法尔克群岛送上他们的敬意。
[–]【Chelsea】BellyCrawler 913 points 4 hours ago
Falklands memes are amongst my favourite geo-political / historical jokes.
法尔克群岛梗是我最喜欢的地理、政治和历史梗之一。
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[–]【Chelsea】theRomanEmpire2710 4876 points 4 hours ago
Rip Argentina
阿根廷安息吧
[–]【Manchester United】Voltage97 5395 points 4 hours ago
The better LM10 on the pitch today.
今天场上最强的LM10，不是利奥内尔-梅西，而是卢卡-莫德里奇。
[–]【England】Sveq 1147 points 4 hours ago
Oh shit
卧槽
[–]【Napoli】RecentCode 1321 points 4 hours ago
How is Messi even the captain? His body language was completely off, he looked demoralized from the get go.
为啥梅西还是队长？他完全没有肢体语言，从比赛开始之后也一直一副萎靡不振的样子。
[–]【Manchester United】ttonster2 1886 points 4 hours ago
Because Argentina doesn’t know anything about being a team. Messi makes them starstruck. They need to stop sucking his dick and actually utilize their amazing squad.
因为阿根廷根本就不懂怎么组一支好球队。梅西的星光把他们都闪晕了。阿根廷别再跪舔梅西了，好好利用这么好的阵容吧。
[–]【England】RepThePlantDawg420 1109 points 4 hours ago
Their squad really isn't that amazing, they have good attacking players yes but their midfield and defense is severely lacking.
他们的阵容真没那么好，进攻是不错但是中场和防守断档得厉害。
[–]【Liverpool】dankmeme_abduljabbar 1244 points 4 hours ago
Doesn't help them that Croatia's midfield is really really fuckin good.
更糟糕的是克罗地亚的中场又巨他妈强。
[–]【Spain】LosTerminators 562 points 4 hours ago
They only qualified because of Messi.
他们能晋级全靠的是梅西吧。
[–]thesilentGinlasagna 523 points 4 hours ago*
And now he will somehow get all the blame too
然而现在的锅也全部要他来背
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[–]【Charlton Athletic】Hellodanknessmyoldd 2286 points 4 hours ago
FUCKING BANGER
真他妈的世界波啊！
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[–]Tubelesscrib15 997 points 4 hours ago
Argentina deserve to go out, no effort getting back for this
阿根廷出局完全活该，一点都没有要逆转的意思
[–]Tabnam 419 points 4 hours ago
I'm just an armchair fat shit, but they looked low energy before the game even started. It's like they gassed themselves before halftime
我虽然是个键盘侠，但他们甚至比赛还没开打看起来就无精打采的样子。然后中场还进一步放了气
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[–]【Arsenal】RayPadonkey 1659 points 4 hours ago
Messi's 2nd retirement soon to follow
梅西退出国家队第二季即将播映
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[–]【Real Madrid】PokojniDomar 1123 points 4 hours ago
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
欧队长我的队长！
[–]nOeticRon96 439 points 4 hours ago
All major headliners from Real Madrid have rocked this world cup
这届世界杯皇马的头牌个个炸裂啊
[–]【Real Madrid】CounterfeitMemes 256 points 4 hours ago
Hopefully Kroos picks it up in his next game.
希望克罗斯下一场振作起来。
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[–]【Iran】FluxMatic 501 points 4 hours ago
Best midfielder in the world.
世界第一中场。
[–]【Brazil】Molinare_ 134 points 4 hours ago
No doubt. Absolute little genious
毫无争议。绝对的小法师
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@拉基蒂奇破门锁定胜局
[–]【England】wrdb2007 2745 points 4 hours ago
The fuck is Mascherano doing?
Play on!!
马斯切拉诺在干嘛呢？
继续踢啊！！
[–]【Universidad Católica】dgo792 1574 points 4 hours ago
The fuck is everyone doing*
应该说每个人都在干嘛呢
[–]【Spain】ImRBJ 596 points 4 hours ago
They gave up
都放弃了
[–]【Toronto FC】Kluey 469 points 4 hours ago
Play the whistle. You learn that in U6 level.
踢到裁判吹哨。这是U6就教过的内容。
[–]Millionmario 347 points 4 hours ago
Manager stormed off before shaking hands. Unsportsmanlike
教练赛后不握手就直接走了。也是非常没有体育精神
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RIP
安息吧
[–]【Arsenal】dunedog223 397 points 4 hours ago
Spain 2014
France 2010
西班牙 2014
法国 2010
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[–]【Manchester United】hulksreddit 573 points 4 hours ago
I wanted to see him score after Otamendi kicked the ball at him so bad
奥塔门迪踢了他那么狠一脚，我就想看拉基蒂奇进球呢
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[–]【Ajax】Sinnedd 2220 points 4 hours ago
Celebrate in front of Otamendi please
跪求到奥塔门迪面前庆祝
[–]【Spain】GranaZone 503 points 4 hours ago*
LA HUMILLACIÓN
羞辱他！
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[–]【Chile】GioMeow 765 points 4 hours ago
STOP, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
快住手，他们已经死了！
[–]TallAssFuker 477 points 4 hours ago
Didn’t stop Germany in 2014
能住手2014年的德国早住手了
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[–]AzureRain123 430 points 4 hours ago
The scenes when Argentina don’t make it out the group stage
想象一下要是阿根廷连小组出线都拿不到
[–]【Barcelona】rayhossain 551 points 4 hours ago
Look around. These are said scenes.
好好看看评论。阿根廷不出线早就说过了。
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[–]【Belgium】Morinu 1143 points 4 hours ago
It's a shame that a team built around Lionel Messi in attack has to be built around Nicolas Otamendi in defense.
太可惜了，一支以梅西为核心打造进攻线的球队，防线却要以奥塔门迪为核心。
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